porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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(Source: porrimsspookycondomstash, via greed)

andrewgiggles:

cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers 

(Source: batmanglijs, via untexting)

bromar:

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

(via untexting)

volcainist:

you should have opened your eyes i was crazy for you

(via untexting)

hate:

i’m like 102% tired

(via humorking)

fascial:

why do homework when you can tumblr

(via untexting)